by Braddon Mendelson
John McCain has found religion
Or at least it’s a good bluff
Fred Thompson thinks celebrity will be enough
Were it not for 9/11 we’d say “Giuliani” who?
God I hope that our next president’s a black female Jew
Some on the left and some on the right
Some in the middle and some outta sight
No matter where their issues stand
They’re all a bunch of turkeys
And they’re getting’ outta hand
Obama lacks experience
I’ve heard some people say
Kucinich shot an animal to make his own toupee
John Edwards is so liberal
It makes Rush Limbaugh ill
And if we vote for Hillary
We hope we’re getting Bill
Some on the right and some on the left
In matters of integrity they are all bereft
No matter where their issues stand
They’re all a bunch of turkeys
And they’re getting’ outta hand
Mike Huckabee thinks dinosaurs and
People lived at once
It looks like our next president
Might be a dunce
Mitt Romney as a governor
Vetoed a stem-cell bill
And Ron Paul is so liberal
It makes Rush Limbaugh ill
Some on the left and some on the right
Some in the middle and some outta sight
No matter where their issues stand
They’re all a bunch of turkeys
And they’re getting’ outta hand
Happy Thanksgiving
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