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Sunday, January 6, 2008
Jay Leno Purchases Writers Guild
By Vic Vassel, BSN Evening News
Burbank, CA – In response to the impending sanctions against him by the Writers Guild of America for writing his own monologues during the strike, “Tonight Show” host Jay Leno has purchased the WGA for an undisclosed sum.
“The negotiations with the AMPTP came to a stand-still,” says a WGA spokesman, “and then this Leno deal came around and we felt it was a no-brainer. A slam-dunk for all our members. Now we only answer to one person, our employer, Mr. Leno.”
How the new ownership of the Guild will affect the ongoing negotiations with the Association of Motion Picture and Television Producers is unclear, but Leno insists the purchase will not effect how he runs “The Tonight Show,” stating that he has instructed the 15,000 members of the WGA to report to his kitchen by 8:00 am on Monday for a writers’ meeting.
A statement on the AMPTP’s official website called the deal “a welcome end to our pointless and puzzling bad-faith negotiating tactics with the writers. Now we can refocus our pointless and puzzling bad-faith tactics in upcoming negotiations with the directors.”
The Directors Guild of America, however, not wanting to be one-upped by its less esteemed sister union, has recently put itself up for auction on eBay.
Burbank, CA – In response to the impending sanctions against him by the Writers Guild of America for writing his own monologues during the strike, “Tonight Show” host Jay Leno has purchased the WGA for an undisclosed sum.
“The negotiations with the AMPTP came to a stand-still,” says a WGA spokesman, “and then this Leno deal came around and we felt it was a no-brainer. A slam-dunk for all our members. Now we only answer to one person, our employer, Mr. Leno.”
How the new ownership of the Guild will affect the ongoing negotiations with the Association of Motion Picture and Television Producers is unclear, but Leno insists the purchase will not effect how he runs “The Tonight Show,” stating that he has instructed the 15,000 members of the WGA to report to his kitchen by 8:00 am on Monday for a writers’ meeting.
A statement on the AMPTP’s official website called the deal “a welcome end to our pointless and puzzling bad-faith negotiating tactics with the writers. Now we can refocus our pointless and puzzling bad-faith tactics in upcoming negotiations with the directors.”
The Directors Guild of America, however, not wanting to be one-upped by its less esteemed sister union, has recently put itself up for auction on eBay.
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
New Distribution Deal for Noisivision DVD
Noisivision has new distribution for our DVDs, which includes the popular "Hummer Sonata" and "Cuckoo Concertos, Vol. 1."
Victory Multimedia, a sub-distributor, will be working diligently to get our titles into the hands of the wholesale video distributors, who in turn will get us into the brick and mortar retail world.
Keep your eyes open for Noisivision DVDs -- coming to a store near you.
Monday, November 19, 2007
Turkeys in the Straw Poll
by Braddon Mendelson
John McCain has found religion
Or at least it’s a good bluff
Fred Thompson thinks celebrity will be enough
Were it not for 9/11 we’d say “Giuliani” who?
God I hope that our next president’s a black female Jew
Some on the left and some on the right
Some in the middle and some outta sight
No matter where their issues stand
They’re all a bunch of turkeys
And they’re getting’ outta hand
Obama lacks experience
I’ve heard some people say
Kucinich shot an animal to make his own toupee
John Edwards is so liberal
It makes Rush Limbaugh ill
And if we vote for Hillary
We hope we’re getting Bill
Some on the right and some on the left
In matters of integrity they are all bereft
No matter where their issues stand
They’re all a bunch of turkeys
And they’re getting’ outta hand
Mike Huckabee thinks dinosaurs and
People lived at once
It looks like our next president
Might be a dunce
Mitt Romney as a governor
Vetoed a stem-cell bill
And Ron Paul is so liberal
It makes Rush Limbaugh ill
Some on the left and some on the right
Some in the middle and some outta sight
No matter where their issues stand
They’re all a bunch of turkeys
And they’re getting’ outta hand
Happy Thanksgiving
Copyright © 2007 Noisivision, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
John McCain has found religion
Or at least it’s a good bluff
Fred Thompson thinks celebrity will be enough
Were it not for 9/11 we’d say “Giuliani” who?
God I hope that our next president’s a black female Jew
Some on the left and some on the right
Some in the middle and some outta sight
No matter where their issues stand
They’re all a bunch of turkeys
And they’re getting’ outta hand
Obama lacks experience
I’ve heard some people say
Kucinich shot an animal to make his own toupee
John Edwards is so liberal
It makes Rush Limbaugh ill
And if we vote for Hillary
We hope we’re getting Bill
Some on the right and some on the left
In matters of integrity they are all bereft
No matter where their issues stand
They’re all a bunch of turkeys
And they’re getting’ outta hand
Mike Huckabee thinks dinosaurs and
People lived at once
It looks like our next president
Might be a dunce
Mitt Romney as a governor
Vetoed a stem-cell bill
And Ron Paul is so liberal
It makes Rush Limbaugh ill
Some on the left and some on the right
Some in the middle and some outta sight
No matter where their issues stand
They’re all a bunch of turkeys
And they’re getting’ outta hand
Happy Thanksgiving
Copyright © 2007 Noisivision, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
Monday, November 12, 2007
Sunday, November 11, 2007
A Limerick for the Strike
Some writers once put forth a proffer
To open the studios’ coffer
A scoffer named Counter
Doffed off the encounter
And scoffed at a fair Counter-Offer
--Braddon Mendelson
To open the studios’ coffer
A scoffer named Counter
Doffed off the encounter
And scoffed at a fair Counter-Offer
--Braddon Mendelson
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